1. What starts with a T, and ends with a T and has a T in it?
Tea Pot.
2. Why did a kid throw butter out of the window?
Because he wanted to see butterfly.
3. Which is the most popular fish in the ocean?
Starfish
4. Which is the most dangerous city?
Electricity
5. Why is letter A like a flower?
Because B comes after it.
6. What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
A Chair.
7. What has hands but cannot clap?
A Clock
8. How many sides does a circle have?
Two sides – Inside and Outside
9. Which Fish does not like to share?
Shell Fish [Selfish]
10. In a race if you pass the person in second place, which place you will be?
Second place.
11. What happens when you drop a yellow hat on a red sea?
It gets wet.
12. What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A Coat of Paint
13. Which animal can jump higher than a two-storey building?
Every Animal because buildings can't jump.
14. What is the coldest county in the world?
Chile
15. Which country comes to our mind when we are hungry?
Turkey
16. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
17. What do you call a skeleton with no body and no nose?
No Body Nose [Nobody Knows]
18. Why do skeleton hates parties?
Because he has 'no body' to go with.
19. What can you break without touching or picking up?
A Promise
20. Why is 10 plus 10 and 11 plus 11 same?
Because 10 plus 10 is 20 and 11 plus 11 is 22 [Twenty Too].
21. How do you make 7 even?
You take S away seven become even
22. Bugs have 4, cats have 4 and schools have 7, what are they?
Letters
23. What goes up and down but never moves?
Ladder, Stairs
24. Why do we drink water?
Because we cannot eat water
25. What kind of room has no door and windows?
Mushroom
26. Why are cats terrible story teller?
Because they have only one tail [tale]
27. Which dress can you never wear?
Address
28. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
29. Which month of the year has 28 days?
All months have at least 28 days
30 What thing when broken by someone is given a reward?
A record
31. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 [7 ate 9]
32. What is orange in colour and sounds like a Parrot?
Carrot
33. What time is it when an elephant sits on a chair?
Time to buy a new chair.
34. What’s the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.
35. Which is the biggest Ant in the world?
Giant or Elephant
36. What has many keys but can’t open any door?
A Piano
37. How does a banana answer a phone?
Yellow!
38. What is a difference between a fly and mosquito?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cannot mosquito.
39. What is a difference between a dog and its tail?
A dog can move its tail but the tail cannot move the dog.
40. What is there at the end of the Rainbow?
Letter 'W'
41. Why do Cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
42. What do you call a rich fish?
Goldfish
43. Which is the hottest day in the week?
Sunday.
44. Which letter of the alphabet can you drink?
T [Tea]
45. Which letter of the alphabet stinks?
P [Pee]
46. What kind of key opens a Banana?
Monkey
47. What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
'A deck of cards'
48. What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
49. What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A Comb
50. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.