ADVANCED RIDDLES
ADVANCED RIDDLES
100 selected witty and funny riddles. Perfect for Dad Jokes
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1. Who is the loneliest billionaire in the world?
Alone Musk.
2. When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
3. Why can't we make Jokes about lazy people?
Because they never work.
4. What is the math teacher's favorite dish?
A pi(e).
5. How may tickles does it take to make octopus laugh?
Ten-ticles.
6. What type of house weighs the least?
Lighthouse.
7. How do trees get into the internet?
They log in.
8. What do you call a sister who always cries?
Cri-sis.
9. Where do basketball players go when they need a uniform?
New Jersey.
10. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
11. What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
12. Why don't fish play Tennis?
Because they get caught in the net.
13. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was full of bright students.
14. What are the two things you cannot eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
15. How do moths swim?
Using the butterfly stroke.
16. Why are movie stars so cool?
Because they have lots of fans.
17. Where do fish sleep?
On a sea bed.
18. Why don't you get hurt when hit with can of coke?
Because it's a soft drink.
19. Why is there a gate around crematory?
Because people are dying to come in.
20. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic pork.
21. What word become shorter when we add two letters to it?
Short
22. What kind of tree can you hold on your hand?
Palm tree.
23. What is there in Mercury, Earth, Mars n Jupiter but not in Venus n Neptune?
The letter 'R'.
24. What is the problem with twin witch?
You cannot tell which is witch.
25. What type of bird works in a construction site?
Crane.
26. Why can't leopard play hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
27. Where do lawyers meet for lunch?
At a food court.
28. What is the best gift you can give?
A broken drum, no one can beat that.
29. Why can't you win against 3,5,7 and 9?
Because odds are against you.
30. What do you call a factory that makes just OK products?
Satis-factory.
31. What do cars put on their bread?
Traffic jam.
32. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer [I-dea]
33. Why doesn’t spiders go to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
34. Why do Dracula take cough medicine?
Because they have been coffin.
35. Why are sick eagles arrested?
Because they are illegal.
36. What colour is the wind?
Blew
37. What has 8 legs and can bark?
2 Dogs
38. What kind of donuts do pilots prefer?
Plane donuts.
39. What do you call mom's youngest sister?
Minimum.
40. Why did lightning strike a school bus?
Because it had a good conductor.
41. Why is dark spelled with K and not with C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
42. Why did a man bury his mobile?
Because his batteries were dead.
43. What starts with E ends with an E and has only one letter in it?
Envelope
44. Where do Ants go to eat?
Restaurant
45. What kind of ant work in office?
Accountant
46. What's the best smelling ant?
A Deodor-ant
47. What do you call ants that are brought from other countries?
Import-ant
48. What is the top-ranking ant in the military?
Lieutenant
49. What do you call an army ant?
Militant
50. What do you call a fancy ant?
Elegant
51. How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Tenants
52. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is lighter.
53. WWhat weights more 1 kg of water of 1 kg of butane?
Butane because it’s a lighter fluid.
54. What can you break by just speaking?
Silence
55. What is the least spoken language?
Sign language.
56. Why did boy trust his fingers?
Because he was counting on them.
57. What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?
Bison [Bye Son]
58. Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
59. What do you call a popular stone?
A rockstar.
60. Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.
58. Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
59. What do you call a popular stone?
A rockstar.
60. Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.
61. Why do Lead containers make loud sound?
Because it's a heavy metal.
62. Why do some couples go to the gym?
Because they want to work out their relationship.
63. What do computers eat for snacks?
Microchips.
64. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
65. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
66. How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut.
67. Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice.
68. How does ocean say hello?
It waves.
69. Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because in that case it would be a foot.
70. What would you call a terminator after retirement?
Ex-terminator.
71. Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
72. Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
73. Why was skeleton afraid of roller coaster ride?
Because he didn't have guts to do it.
74. When does Car look like a frog?
When it’s being toad. [Towed]
75. Which is the laziest Mountain in the world?
Mount Ever-rest.
76. What can't triangle argue with circles?
Because it's pointless
77. What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other watches the cells.
78. When do doctor get angry?
When they lose their patient.
79. What goes all around the garden but never moves?
A Fence.
80. Which band never plays music?
Rubber Band
81. When do male bee get married?
Whey they find their honey.
82. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
I'm going out tonight.
83. What made Cyclops quit teaching?
He only had one pupil.
84. What do you call a bear without an ear?
Just B
85. Why is hot faster than cold?
Because you can catch a cold
86. What do you call a cute door?
Adorable [A-door-able]
87. Which bird is good at hitting a ball?
Bat
88. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
89. Why did the student take a ladder to the school?
Because it was a high school
90. What is served but never eaten?
A tennis Ball
91. What do you call a bull that is sleeping?
A Bulldozer
92. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his Car?
Carlos [Car-Loss]
93. What do you call a Roman emperor who never ages?
Constant Teen [Constantine]
94. What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
95. Why did the Banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
96. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore
97. Why are Lego’s sale always crowded?
Because people are lined up for blocks.
98. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired [2 tyre]
99. What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in the field.
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