1. What do you call a dinosaur with large vocabulary?
Thesaurus
2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds
3. What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, but Aluminum Man only foils their plans.
4. What do you call two black birds struck together?
Velcrows.
5. Which music is loved by the rabbit?
Hip-Hop.
6. What do you get when you spill tea in your clothes?
T shirt
7. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eight [A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T]
8. Why don't Aliens visit us?
Because we only have one star.
9. Which word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
10. What needs to be changed every month even if you don't use it?
A Calendar
11. What do you call an army dentist?
A drill Sergeant
12. Which is heavier, 1kg of Gold or 1kg of feather?
They both weight the same.
13. Which day do Potatoes don’t like?
Fry-day
14. What is both a bird and a fruit?
Kiwi
15. What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
16. Which is the second letter of the Alphabet?
Letter 'L'
17. What Goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
18. Spell Candy with two words.
C and Y
19. What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
Your Name
20. Ben’s Father has three songs. First is Ram, second is Shyam who is the third?
Ben
21. Which ship always has 2 arguing people?
Relation-ship
22. What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
23. Where will you find Friday before Thursday?
In Dictionary
24. Three doctors said that Ivan is their brother but Ivan says he doesn't have any brothers. How is that possible?
Because the doctors were his sister
25. What did the fog say to the forest?
I mist you.
26. What kind of bull you cannot ride?
Red bull.
27. What goes to you home but never enters?
Road.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite.
29. How do lumberjacks know how many tree they have cut?
They keep a log.
30. There was a boat full of people yet not a single person on the boat, How?
All of them were married or are in relationship
31. There were 30 cows in the field and 20 ate chickens. How many didn't?
10 cows didn't eat chickens.
32. What is there between Earth and Sky?
'And'
33. What do you call a brother of Bruce lee faster than him?
Sudden Lee
34. What do you call a person who gets a room in Hotel even when it's full?
Improvement because there is always room for improvement.
35. Which is the most reliable body part?
Fingers because you can always count on them.