1. What do you call a dinosaur with large vocabulary?
Thesaurus
2. Which tea does goalkeeper Hate?
Penalty
3. What did the fog say to the forest?
I mist you.
4. What do you call when your mother is a layer?
Mother-in-law
5. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite.
6. Which music is loved by the rabbit?
Hip-Hop.
7. What do you get when you spill tea in your clothes?
T shirt
8. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eight [A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T]
9. Why don't Aliens visit us?
Because we only have one star.
10. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Damm
11. What needs to be changed every month even if you don't use it?
A Calendar
12. What do you call an army dentist?
A drill Sergeant
13. Which is heavier, 1kg of Gold or 1kg of feather?
They both weight the same.
14. Which day do Potatoes don’t like?
Fry-day
15. What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH
16. What is both a bird and a fruit?
Kiwi
17. Which is the second letter of the Alphabet?
Letter 'L'
18. What Goes up but never comes down?
Your Age
19. Spell Candy with two words?
C and Y
20. What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
Your Name
21. Ben’s Father has three sons. First is Ram, second is Shyam who is the third?
Ben
22. Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock
23. What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
24. Where will you find Friday before Thursday?
In Dictionary
25. Three doctors said that Ivan is their brother but Ivan says he doesn't have any brothers. How is that possible?
Because the doctors were his sister
26. What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, but Aluminum Man only foils their plans.
27. What goes to you home but never enters?
Road.
28. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost bite.
29. How do lumberjacks know how many tree they have cut?
They keep a log.
30. There was a boat full of people yet not a single person on the boat, How?
All of them were married or are in relationship
31. There were 30 cows in the field and 20 ate chickens. How many didn't?
10 cows didn't eat chickens.
32. What is there between Earth and Sky?
'And'
33. What do you call a brother of Bruce lee faster than him?
Sudden Lee
34. What do you call a person who gets a room in Hotel even when it's full?
Improvement because there is always room for improvement.
35. When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
36. How do moths swim?
Using the butterfly stroke.
37. Why was the monkey attracted to the banana?
Because it was a peeling.
38. Where do lawyers meet for lunch?
At a food court.
39. What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds
40. What do computers eat for snacks?
Microchips.
41. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
42. Why should you wear glasses when doing math?
They improve division [The vision].
43. What is full of Holes and still holds water?
A sponge.
44. What do you call two black birds struck together
Velcro.
45. What do you call a hard water?
Ice.
46. What is the opposite of 'NO'
ON
48. Which word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
49. What has two butts and kills people?
An Assassin.
48. What is full of Holes and still holds water?
A sponge.
49. What is full of Holes and still holds water?
A sponge.
50. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
Maybe.